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How can I hit and miss?

1507080018Stage fighting for beginners. Just remember: the whole point is not to hit anyone.

1507080002You’ll need a little bit of space, if you’re going to…

1507080003…sock Gareth in the gob.

1507080004Ooh! But of course, it only looks like Gail hit Gareth from where we – and Fred – are sitting.

1507080005From another angle, it’s obvious that she aimed to miss. Lesson one: you have to agree what you’re going to do with the other actors, so they don’t accidentally flinch into your punch. Because then you really do hit them in the face. Oops.

1507080007As for the sound – that’s easy. Your eye is drawn to the flying fist and Gareth’s head, so you don’t notice Gail slapping her stomach just as the punch ‘connects.’

1507080008If you’re filming a ‘fight’ on video, you can also do the classic run-the-tape-backwards trick: start off as if you’ve just lamped your opponent in the chops, then…

1507080009…pull back. Run that backwards and… you know, actually it didn’t look very good, did it? Ah, well.

1507080011Still, now we know the basics, there’s nowhere for a good punch-up that’s quite as good as the Wild West.

1507080012Meet Maverick McKenna, double-crossing horse-thief.

1507080014Meet Calamity Jones, low-down varmint.

1507080015But wait! Who’s this approaching?

1507080016“Dead-Eye” Dinenage, Sheriff of these here parts, and known for his strict enforcing of the local laws: all Post-It notes to be handed in, and absolutely no fist fights.

1507080018-1Too late.

1507080019Much too late.

1507080020Far, far too late.

1507080021Ah, well. hopefully they’ll have recovered for the next show – see you next Friday!